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WATCH: Josh Ozersky Grills Bad Meat, Looks Like Shirtless Sasquatch
Warning: within the first ten seconds of this VICE.com;s Munchies clip, you will be exposed to Shirtless Josh Ozersky grilling bad meats from a chain supermarket. Any exposure to Shirtless Josh...
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Last Call: Duffceratops
WhoSay: Man, we would be so happy with this triceratops cake made by Duff Goldman, if it weren’t for the fact that the triceratops species never existed. But hey, the customer’s always, right, eh,...
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Best Morning Tweets: What Do Dita Von Teese and Andrew Zimmern Have in Common?
Preach it sister, amen RT @DitaVonTeese: ….And meanwhile, I wouldn’t eat McDonalds if you paid or dared me. #grasshoppertacos — Andrew Zimmern (@andrewzimmern) August 21, 2013 What are YOU TWO doing...
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Last Call: Lucky Peach, Pumpkin Butts
Image credit: Lucky Peach/Tumblr Lucky Peach: The layout editor of the food magazine goes through the process of designing its cover, and since this is the food and gender issue, it means one thing:...
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Paradigm Shift of the Day: In Which We Agree with Josh Ozersky’s Stance on...
It isn’t a feminist issue, exactly, but we unofficially bestow upon Josh Ozersky Five Porks in our Feminist Power Rankings of this week’s “Ask Eat Like a Man,” in which he eloquently tackled the issue...
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Your Beach Read of the Day: Josh Ozersky’s Life in Burgers
Because nobody’s got time for real news right now (it’s a holiday weekend, for the love of America), we recommend you read this essay by Josh Ozersky, where he measures his life out in burger...
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Last Call: The Axis of Evil Has Snacks That Are Also Evil
Foreign Policy: The Snaxis of Evil aims to destabilize the world through its crappy knockoff snacks from countries like Syria, Iran, Cuba, and North Korea. Mark Bittman pulls a George W. Bush and...
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Breakfast Tweets: This Is A Trout And Its Eggs?
"Trout and Eggs" from @NextRestaurant Bocuse d’Or Menu benefiting Bocuse d'Or USA http://t.co/Uy0neRYnwY http://t.co/PnMXHeXPAz — Thomas Keller (@Chef_Keller) September 13, 2013 Roy Choi words:...
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Last Call: Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?
The Daily Beast: Just a normal, average dinner with four members of Al Qaeda (their deceased boss pictured above) who lay out their reasons for joining the devastating insurgency in Syria, while...
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Last Call: There Are No Lines for Cronuts; Let’s Change That
Image credit: @AndyBCampbell/Twitter Eater NY: The summer’s over, everyone’s productively slaving away, and no one is waiting for a cronut at Dominique Ansel’s magical bakery on weekday mornings. If we...
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Confession Corner: Josh Ozersky and Andrew Zimmern Prefer Their High-Quality...
Andrew Zimmern invited Josh Ozersky as his very special phone-in guest on this week’s Go Fork Yourself podcast to Discuss Meat Like an Expert. (Thankfully, Molly Mogren performed her sidekick duties...
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Last Call: Awkward Teenage Bryan Voltaggio Is So Friggin’ Cute
Bravo: Did you miss the teenage photos of Bryan Voltaggio and his wife on last night’s Top Chef Masters finale? Good news: Bravo posted them all. Two words: frosted tips. Eater: Wanna know what was...
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Last Call: Did You Know that Thanksgiving Falls on the First Day of Hanukkah...
Buzzfeed: It won’t happen for another 70,000 years, so get your Thanksgivukkah on with these recipes! (Speaking of, Jews, we came up with a brilliant sandwich for morning-after leftovers — turkey and...
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Last Call: Tom Hanks Joins the Type 2 Diabetes Club
USA Today: Tom Hanks has joined the Type 2 Diabeetus club, y’all. We’re fairly certain a Novo Nordisk gift basket from Paula Deen is on the way. Eatocracy: Here’s the real reason America is being...
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Last Call: Julia Child ‘Had a Really Sexual Relationship with Food’
TIME: The bar director at the Museum of Sex’s new lounge thinks Julia Child “had a really sexual relationship with food and connected to it on a visceral level.” So, food-sex exhibit soon? Grub...
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Last Call: 500 Years Ago, We All Would Have Burned at the Stake for Being...
Serious Eats: Turns out women used to be condemned as witches and burned at the stake for making and/or carrying whiskey. Turns out we’re entirely staffed by WITCHES. Map Urbane: This adorable map...
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Last Call: Subway Teams Up With Hunger Games for a New Promotion, Which, Uh…
io9: Subway is releasing a limited edition line of sandwiches to promote the new Hunger Games movie, which is almost like SONY releasing a new line of cameras to promote 1984, or IKEA releasing a...
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Josh Ozersky Dares to Question Rene Redzepi’s Claim to Fame
Wait, is that even allowed? In case you missed it, Esquire’s Josh Ozersky has dared to go where no man has gone before. Sure, he pens misogynistic rant about ladyblogs, gets himself in trouble with...
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Last Call: Eddie Huang’s New Clothing Line For ‘Savage Men Looking to Spread...
Complex: Here’s the lookbook for Eddie Huang’s Monica Monroe Spring 2014 loungewear collection. Ahem. “According to Eddie, Monica Monroe is best for ‘SAVAGE MEN LOOKING TO SPREAD BENIGN HPV.’”...
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Last Call: Guy Fieri’s Penmanship Is Everything You’d Expect It To Be
Twitter: Josh Ozersky snapped a photo of Guy Fieri’s intro copy, which he apparently writes himself on the spot, while he was filming the Astoria episode of Triple D. Guy Fieri’s penmanship is...
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